Updates…

Please be advise, I’ll be updating shortly.

Before that I need to:

1. Take a bath

2. Wash my clothes

3. Tidy up a bit my room

4. Ready to rock for the day

Stay tuned.

Selamat Pengantin Baru, ‘Cikgu’!

Minggu lepas, Dekan, Fairuz dan Palai ke Muar untuk menghadiri satu perkahwinan antara seorang lecturer kami da suaminya. Nama beliau ialah Rozana. Teringat entri Lolly berkenaan perkahwinan antara cikgu dan anak murid. Amat kelakar memikirkannya. Hehe.. Ini kes yang sama juga, tetapi gender interchange. Lecturer seorang perempuan, dan anak murid ialah seorang lelaki. Perbezaan umur amat ketara namun tidak menjadi penghalang kepada ikatan perkahwinan. Apa pun Wish You All The Best and Happy Always. Ingat Allah selalu. Jangan main-main ye, Rozana. Okay.

‘Money’ exploit doesn’t seems to work

We just ‘lolz’ at the office today, reading about news breaking about ‘court addressed Nizar Jamaluddin as LEGITIMATE Menteri Besar’.

In my terms of security, “Looks like Najib’s money exploit doesn’t seems to work in the politics, maybe because he forget that he is using restricted ‘account’ where the policy (rules) still apply, while the admin (court) just then check the log and revert for any changes (goodbye Zambri and friends).”

Ah.. What a wonderful day..

Happy Mothers Day

To my mom Fauziah Zali,

Happy Mothers Day! Looks like i’m running out of words for you. But Thank You very very very much for everything!

And to all mothers out there, Happy Mothers Day too. May Allah bless all of you!

Yours most kacak, tampan dan superb Son,

Dzul Aiman

Updated: I received several interesting same emails for Hari Ibu. I post it here, if somebody know the author, do inform me so that I can add the credit to him/her.

Orang kata aku lahir dari perut mak..
(bukan org kata…memang betul)

Bila dahaga, yang susukan aku….mak
Bila lapar, yang suapkan aku….mak
Bila keseorangan, yang sentiasa di sampingku.. ..mak
Kata mak, perkataan pertama yang aku sebut….mak
Bila bangun tidur, aku cari….mak
Bila nangis, orang pertama yang datang ….mak
Bila nak bermanja, aku dekati….mak
Bila nak bergesel, aku duduk sebelah….mak
Bila sedih, yang boleh memujukku hanya….mak
Bila nakal, yang memarahi aku….mak
Bila merajuk, yang memujukku cuma….mak
Bila melakukan kesalahan, yang paling cepat marah….mak
Bila takut, yang tenangkan aku….mak
Bila nak peluk, yang aku suka peluk….mak
Aku selalu teringatkan ….mak
Bila sedih, aku mesti talipon….mak
Bila seronok, orang pertama aku nak beritahu…. .mak
Bila bengang.. aku suka luah pada..mak
Bila takut, aku selalu panggil… “mmaaakkkk! ”
Bila sakit, orang paling risau adalah….mak
Bila nak exam, orang paling sibuk juga….mak
Bila buat hal, yang marah aku dulu….mak
Bila ada masalah, yang paling risau…. mak
Yang masih peluk dan cium aku sampai hari ni.. mak
Yang selalu masak makanan kegemaranku. …mak
kalau balik ke kampung, yang selalu bekalkan ulam & lauk pauk…..mak
Yang selalu simpan dan kemaskan barang-barang aku….mak
Yang selalu berleter kat aku…mak
Yang selalu puji aku….mak
Yang selalu nasihat aku….mak
Bila nak kahwin..Orang pertama aku tunjuk dan rujuk…..mak

Aku ada pasangan hidup sendiri….

Bila seronok, aku cari….pasanganku
Bila sedih, aku cari….mak

Bila berjaya, aku ceritakan pada….pasanganku
Bila gagal, aku ceritakan pada….mak

Bila bahagia, aku peluk erat….pasanganku
Bila berduka, aku peluk erat….emakku

Bila nak bercuti, aku bawa….pasanganku
Bila sibuk, aku hantar anak ke rumah….mak

Bila sambut valentine.. Aku bagi hadiah pada pasanganku
Bila sambut hari ibu…aku cuma dapat ucapkan “Selamat Hari Ibu”

Selalu.. aku ingat pasanganku
Selalu.. mak ingat kat aku

Bila-bila… aku akan talipon pasanganku
Entah bila… aku nak talipon mak

Selalu…aku belikan hadiah untuk pasanganku
Entah bila… aku nak belikan hadiah untuk emak

Renungkan:
“Kalau kau sudah habis belajar dan berkerja… bolehkah kau kirim wang untuk mak?
mak bukan nak banyak… lima puluh ringgit sebulan pun cukuplah”.
Berderai air mata jika kita mendengarnya. …….

Tapi kalau mak sudah tiada……….
makKKKK…RINDU mak…. RINDU SANGAT….

Berapa ramai yang sanggup menyuapkan ibunya….
berapa ramai yang sanggup mencuci muntah ibunya…..
berapa ramai yang sanggup mengantikan lampin ibunya…..
berapa ramai yang sanggup membersihkan najis ibunya…… .
berapa ramai yang sanggup membuang ulat dan membersihkan luka kudis ibunya….
berapa ramai yang sanggup berhenti kerja untuk menjaga ibunya…..

dan akhir sekali berapa ramai yang sembahyang JENAZAH ibunya……

Seorang anak mendapatkan ibunya yang sedang sibuk menyediakan makan malam di dapur lalu menghulurkan sekeping kertas yang bertulis sesuatu. Si ibu segera mengesatkan tangan di apron menyambut kertas yang dihulurkan oleh si anak lalu membacanya.Kos upah membantu ibu:

1) Tolong pergi kedai : RM4.00
2) Tolong jaga adik : RM4..00
3) Tolong buang sampah : RM1.00
4) Tolong kemas bilik : RM2.00
5) Tolong siram bunga : RM3.00
6) Tolong sapu sampah : RM3.00
Jumlah : RM17.00

Selesai membaca, si ibu tersenyum memandang si anak sambil sesuatu berlegar-legar si mindanya. Si ibu mencapai sebatang pen dan menulis sesuatu di belakang kertas yang sama.

1) Kos mengandungkanmu selama 9 bulan – PERCUMA
2) Kos berjaga malam kerana menjagamu – PERCUMA
3) Kos air mata yang menitis keranamu – PERCUMA
4) Kos kerunsingan kerana bimbangkanmu – PERCUMA
5) Kos menyediakan makan minum, pakaian, dan keperluanmu -PERCUMA
Jumlah Keseluruhan Nilai Kasihku – PERCUMA

Air mata si anak berlinang setelah membaca apa yang dituliskan oleh siibu. Si anak menatap wajah ibu,memeluknya dan berkata,
“Saya Sayangkan Ibu“. Kemudian si anak mengambil pen dan menulis “Telah Dibayar” pada mukasurat yang sama ditulisnya.

Sekian, sahaja.. Cheers!

How to live with RM1800 in KL?

Some of my graduates friends from local university with bachelor’s degree tends to get their first job with the basic RM1800. Some might lucky to get as much as RM2800 and above. The above question was asked by one of my friend who, at last, got his first job with the basic RM2000 (minus KWSP = approx RM1800) at Kuala Lumpur. I am sure he is in doubt whether this is too cheap for a graduate, but please my friends (and also some reader’s out there ended up here), be grateful and see this as an opportunity for you to gain experience as you grow up through your career path. There are a lot of people that still doesn’t got/lost their job in this economic downturn era.

So I answered his question based on my experienced, yup, faithfully. This actually might helped him to get an idea for his spending/budgeting. Money is about how actually you manage it – spending and saving.

Here it goes:

1. Room Rent (+ Electricity + Water + Internet + Guard) = RM250 (max)

This is an approximation only. I live in a flat at Damansara and share the house with my friends. This situation maybe different for those who has own family. We, bachelors, share the house rent (it is RM500) and everything related to it. The payout may vary and based on monthly bill but the maximum bill as stated above.

2. Telephone Bill = RM100

I am using maxis phoneline with RM50 as monthly commitment and also I have one family line assigned to my mom and that cost only RM30. So every months bill will be approximately RM100.

3. Insurance = RM100

I also signup for one insurance plan that is Takaful Ikhlas Family with RM100 for monthly commitment. So every month the amount need to pay is fixed one hundred ringgit.

4. PTPTN loan = RM50

Yup, I know this is quiet cheap. Don’t forget to pay what you owe dear. Supposed to be at least RM100 per months, but this is considerable as you are still new and just get your first work. As long as you pay them continously, I think they will have no problem with that. (Actually I was a JPA scholarship holder, and owe PTPTN approximately RM6000 only.)

5. Money for your family = RM200

Thanks to your mom and dad for their effort to give you better education and better life. Although this is not compulsory, but please, send them some money. Show them that you appreciate them very much and this is not about how much money you can give actually. Yup, seriously this is about what the muslims called ‘barakah’ or ‘berkat’ in Malay, (or fortune in English?). (P/S:Thank you mom and dad..)

6. Your saving = RM200

Now it is time for you to think for your own saving. Start with something small and ended up with something big.. I would suggest you save minimum 10% of your salary every months. Although you already have SOCSO or KWSP and Insurance, you still need to save something for your future. This is your own saving. Think of the moment someday something might happen and you already have some money to cover it.

7. Spending time = Let see, RM1800 – RM900(total above)…

You got RM900 to spend for the months. Hehe.. Lucky to be single rite. Well that is from me. (You might want to add up some more e.g. you have installment plan for your motorcycle for RM200.) Remember, this include your daily meals, daily transportation, and monthly leisure n development. I called it ‘monthly leisure and development’ because there might be something you want to buy for each months. Whether it is new shirts, new furniture, hanging out with your friends, vehicle road tax, repair and service for anything, and have a vacation somewhere.

So guys, relax, just gain your experience to filled up your resumes, and enjoy living in Kuala Lumpur! Ah.. also don’t forget to PRAY 5 times a day! Thanks to Him for giving the ‘rezeki’ for us. May we got His blessing.

Fined by DBKL for parking

Last weekend, me and Fairuz went to KLCC to have a sight seeing or probably should be called windows shopping at PC Fair there. I recalled back the last PC Fair I have been is on Sept or Nov last year also at KLCC.

There I had some memories with two cuties-’Kingsoft Antivirus’-with-pinky-nurse-attire gurls whose trying to persuade me to bought their cheapest antivirus.  Unfortunately, I didn’t bought it coz it is too expensive for me (it’s RM68 for 3+3 licenses (= 6, they surely won’t gave up at that time )) while I can get a free one for my PC.

Ops, lets get back to the topic. I parked my motorcycle at the side road in front of Suria KLCC (if you familiar with KLCC, you can imagine that I parked at near Jalan Ampang and across the road is a bar or lounge) and guess what, I was fined by DBKL for RM100. Wah, so much for a motorcycle..

I know the fined can be decreased by appealing to DBKL but think of RM100, it is too much. From my experiences (lolz..), JB will cost RM30, Ipoh RM30 also, and here in KL, wallaa.. Hm, but it is alright.

BTW, I forgot where I heard it, some people said that no need to pay DBKL fined because they are abused by their summons and compounds. They need some extra time to do the clean up. So they actually do not have time to monitor the record. :p I dunno whether it is true or not but be cautious and do not do like this always. (Lolz.. it do sounds like I’m not gonna pay. But I will pay lah.)

Hehe. Ok guys, be careful while driving (and also parking) anywhere you go.