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Kenapa banyak orang gemuk sekarang?

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D: “Kenapa banyak orang gemuk sekarang ek?”
F: “Sebab makanan sedap2..”

D: “Ke sebab banyak sangat makanan sekarang ni?”
F: “Tu satu sebab. Sebab lain kita bekerja untuk makan. Lagi satu org sekarang makin malas nak exercise. Makan x baca bismillah.”

D: “Oo.. Tapi kalau makan x baca Bismillah, setan pun makan sama jugak kan. So sepatutnya jadi bahagi 2 la kan. Orang tu jadi makin kurus.”
F: “Yg divide tu ni’mat makan. Makan2 tapi x kenyang2 juga. Tu yg makan banyak. Agaknye la.”

D: “Kat Malaysia je ke, kat tempat lain sama penangan gemuk ni?”
F: “Eh bukan ada kuar fakta ke kat satu negara omputih tu paling ramai gemuk. Kalau x silap la. Cuba Google.”

D: “Kalau rakyat situ gemuk, maknanya satu dunialah mengalami fenomena ini. Ok. Kurang exercise kot dengan adanya teknologi sekarang.” (Bayangkan graf Teknologi berkadaran linear dengan Kegemukan penduduk)
F: “Yup, itu salah satu conclusionnya. =)”


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  1. This is NOT SPAM, all I am asking you to do is read this…PLEASE and pass it along. This is a TRUE UPDATE on the Gulf Coast BP Oil Spill!!

    Have you ever heard of Whipple Van Ness Jones, III?

    Probably not, unless you watch the CBS daytime soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful.

    You see, according to Wikipedia….

    Whipple Jones III is a fictional character on CBS’s daytime drama The Bold and the Beautiful. He had been portrayed by Rick Hearst from February 13, 2002 to August 29, 2002 and was absent for nearly seven years before returning to the show on July 17, 2009….

    However, what they don’t tell you is that Whipple Van Ness Jones, III is a real person.

    Whip resides in NW Florida with his wife, 3 children, and pets.

    The problem is that when the BP oil spill happened Whip and his family lost their family business in Seaside, Florida the name of the store was Molly Caroline’s named after his two daughters Georgia Caroline and Molly Catherine (Whipple Van Ness Jones, IV wasn’t born yet when they opened their store).

    Whip loved the idea that The Bold and the Beautiful named a character after him, he thought it was fun because obviously how else would they come up with the EXACT SAME NAME for the show.

    Whip contacted the show early on (sent a copy of his birth certificate and drivers license), they didn’t offer any money (and Whip didn’t ask for any), just an autograph from the star portraying him.

    The problem is NOT that Whip has a character on a show, the problem is Whip and his family lost their main source of income due to the BP oil spill.

    Now when Whip applies for a job, and the employment places run a reference check on him and find a Wikipedia article calling Whip a fictional character on CBS’s daytime drama The Bold and the Beautiful, they claim he is using the name of a soap opera character…

    What Whip did was start his own dot com….and is allowing people to post blogs on his site for free, just to show that he is a real person.

    Google does give Whip a TINY amount to have ads on the right hand side of his webpage.

    Please pass this along to your friends to show that Whipple Van Ness Jones, III is not only a real person, but a man trying to keep food on his family’s table.

    Thank you!!

    PS- Whip and his family did put in a claim with BP, they just haven’t heard anything yet. AS OF MARCH 24, 2011

    PPS- Also, some people consider CBS to have BORDERLINE stolen Whip’s identity. Whip doesn’t see it this way, but how would you feel if you couldn’t get a job based on what Wikipedia says about you????

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  2. All I can say is, wow, this is astounding. I want to compliment you in your outstanding skills as a writer. I am extremely jealous!

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