Seperti Pelacur first class layan husband?

Wow, this is something…gross. Lolz. Wifey can never be the same or mean to be the same literally to prostitues. The idea of serving husband like first class prostitutes to prevent straying and social problems is good, and thought that Persatuan Isteri Taat to include sex training agenda in one of their activites will be something new (and awkward). “Macam Kamasutra la plak,” thought Palai would say that. =P From my point of view, she just making some fame by using those words and ideas to bring their society acknowledge by the public. Then there will be the funding, support and also more participation comes in.

“I like your idea, but I didn’t subscribe to it.” Quotes from my cousin’s favourite line. :p

Women, especially wifes can never compared to prostitutes or first class prostitues. The reasons are the same as three points (out of 5, sorry dear) mention in Yu-Kym‘s blog. I totally agree on point no

1. Pelacur kelas pertama tidak memasak, tidak membasuh baju, mengemas rumah dan menjaga anak-anak untuk anda,

2. Pelacur kelas pertama tidak bekerja pada hari biasa atau siang hari membuatkan mereka tidak letih pada malam hari. Malah, mereka memperoleh wang yang banyak daripada kerja tersebut dan boleh dibelanjakan seorang diri.

5. Pelacur kelas pertama tidur dengan banyak lelaki dan mempunyai pengalaman yang banyak. (This is gross).

Bagaimakah seorang isteri untuk melayan si suami sebagai seorang pelacur kelas pertama jika ketiga-tiga point di atas tidak dipenuhi? Hehe.

So, to all husbands out there, appreciate your wife and to wives out there please serve your husband well. That’s all I’m saying because I’m not married yet. And I hope I can be the best husband for my wife. At least moderate. Not too good, not too less. Setiap kehidupan mesti ada cabarannya. To my future wife, I love you dear, for every ‘masa’ in my daily life.

P/S: Tqvm to my Mrs Panda for continuously doing the wake up call since a few months ago. (The only time I recalled you missed only when we were on different GMTs.) Ni yang sayang die ni. :p

Kenapa banyak orang gemuk sekarang?

D: “Kenapa banyak orang gemuk sekarang ek?”
F: “Sebab makanan sedap2..”

D: “Ke sebab banyak sangat makanan sekarang ni?”
F: “Tu satu sebab. Sebab lain kita bekerja untuk makan. Lagi satu org sekarang makin malas nak exercise. Makan x baca bismillah.”

D: “Oo.. Tapi kalau makan x baca Bismillah, setan pun makan sama jugak kan. So sepatutnya jadi bahagi 2 la kan. Orang tu jadi makin kurus.”
F: “Yg divide tu ni’mat makan. Makan2 tapi x kenyang2 juga. Tu yg makan banyak. Agaknye la.”

D: “Kat Malaysia je ke, kat tempat lain sama penangan gemuk ni?”
F: “Eh bukan ada kuar fakta ke kat satu negara omputih tu paling ramai gemuk. Kalau x silap la. Cuba Google.”

D: “Kalau rakyat situ gemuk, maknanya satu dunialah mengalami fenomena ini. Ok. Kurang exercise kot dengan adanya teknologi sekarang.” (Bayangkan graf Teknologi berkadaran linear dengan Kegemukan penduduk)
F: “Yup, itu salah satu conclusionnya. =)”

I’m on TV

Last night I was on air at TV1, tapi bukan duduk depan mahupun yang diraikan (interviewed), cuma orang yang ‘melompat-lompat’ kat belakang. =P Tapi cuma 2 saat je. Hehe.

That was the second time masuk TV. Last time with previous company kat Astro Awani, itupun ‘lompat-lompat’ kat belakang jugak. Haha. Pun dalam masa 2 saat jugak kot.

Bila lah nak jadi femes ni. :p

Seingat daku, first time nama tercetak dekat buku dulu-dulu pun dah melompat seronok dah. Maklumlah tak pandai sangat IT. Zaman dulu nampak nama semua tulis pakai tangan je. Resit mak ngajar ngaji pun pakai tangan je. Nama kat buku teks pun pakai tangan. Buku Kedatangan pun pakai tulisan tangan. Seronok betul tengok nama tercetak di buku Rakan Sains masa darjah 4 dulu. Cikgu kelas pulak time tu adalah Ketua Panitia Sains, masuk kelas terus tanya ‘awak tak nak beli buku Rakan Sains bulan ni ke, Aiman?’

Second time seronok lepas tengok nama tercetak dekat result UPSR. “Wah, nama daku tercetak!” “Kenapa nama aku ada?” “Wah, world class recognition nama aku.” :p Padahal UPSR pun dapat 5A je. Je. :p

Hah, jadikan cerita. BAru2 ni result SPM kuar. Adikku mendapat 7A 1B 1C. Hahaha. Alhamdulillah oklah tu. Gembira bukan main. Good job. Daku dulu pun berapalah sangat SPM tuh.. 7A 3B je. Je. Haha.

Oklah, berbalik kepada topik masuk TV tadi, lompat-lompat kat belakang pun jadilah. Hehe.

Sakit hati

Cik F: “Sakit hati la baca blog kamu..”

Dekan: “Ia catatan peribadi…perubahan mengikut masa. Jangan baca yang lepas kalau sakit hati. Saya minta maaf banyak2 sebab tak ditakdirkan berjumpa dahulu. Kamulah kenangan terindah buat saya yang sy sendiri tak terungkap.” <–Copyright (c) 2011 Dekan. Allrights Reserved. =P

=)

winning people’s heart

just now we had bowling tournament within the agency. I did not win and nor lose, and I was proud our team did very well. congratulations to makarip, alfie and epol. for personal record, I was the highest marks on the first round, lowest on the second round, and highest on the third round in the team. And for your record, epol got no 5, makarip no 6 and alfie no 7 for the total marks in rest of the agency. lolz. Anyway, that was not the story.

Updated 12.02.2010: I typed it via on my so-called android the first three paragraphs. But the touch screen does not suit my fingers to continue. So here it is.

I was challenged by a best friend to ‘win people’s heart’. I didn’t get what she really mean, but it might connected to something like love. And I know if that’s the thing there is one person that she mean: Fxxxxx. Winning her heart.

Back in university I used to have someone, F, despite she claimed we never declare, I think she’s the first one to open my heart to love. I didn’t won her heart, but she did wons mine. Then, something unexpected happened; I was too protective making her uncomfortable, then we break.

About one year or more after that, I found someone, S, during my practical. Know that she still single, I learned to win her heart based on my experienced. The relationship as you know was upside down. But I still hold my heart to not to lose. As something really really really unavoidable, I can’t continue. Not her fault. It was from my side.

During that period there was someone, R, trying to win my heart. She was trying so hard that I can ever expect and imagined, but what I regretfully did was I denied her. She didn’t cut lose but strive for about 2 years. I envy her spirit and really appreciate her effort. And I did felt something from her. But it didn’t last as I can’t promised her anything, she ended up engaging, ops, marrying someone else. I’ll pray for her and wish her happiness always. =)

And lastly there was someone whose name mentioned above came accidentally. We had chit chat for about 10 minutes (only) and to my surprised, it break my personal record to ask someone for a phone number! =) Then the funny part was I loose her number as I actually did not save it, only typed it and miss-called her during that time. I didn’t put any hope and think much about her since then. Three months later, I was the luckiest person as I received her first message. I am not the type that easy to accept someone especially during those crucial time but I value her effort. Thanks you very much, and I’ll take my bestfriend advice to win people’s heart again with Allah’s guide.

Anyway, congratulations to Mrs Bestfriend for your marriage and also congratulations to Miss F (read:’First’ not anything else) for your engagement. =) All the best to you guys.

blogging like facebooking or tweeting

if I may blog like I update my fb status.. looking for wordpress ext for smartphone or should I make one?

Tahniah dan semoga berbahagia sepanjang hayat..

“Menatap indahnya senyuman diwajahmu..

Membuatku terdiam dan terpaku..

Mengerti akan hadirnya cinta terindah..

Saat kau peluk mesra tubuhku..

Banyak kata yang tak mampu kuungkapkan.. kepada dirimu..”

Rolled up 2010. Tahniah kepada bestfriends ku yang disebutkan dibawah yang telah melangkah ke alam baru. Daku akan sentiasa mendoakanmu. InsyaAllah.:

1. Tahniah Amir Ramzani & Nurul

2. Tahniah Palai & Diana

3. Tahniah R____ & ______ (Pertunangan)

“Thanks for everything. I promised from now on, I wont sleep with anyone =P and touch any heart if they are not belong to me. Anyway, you are special to me and will always be. I will always pray for you – and hope you will pray for me too. Thanks again..very much.”

My PGP Key

In case if you need to contact me, about something in an encrypted manner, please feel free salt it with this PGP key:

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Thanks. =)

Favourite song

Fall for you – Secondhand Serenade

The best thing about tonight’s that we’re not fighting
Could it be that we have been this way before
I know you don’t think that I am trying
I know you’re wearing thin down to the core

But hold your breathe
Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you
Over again
Don’t make me change my mind
Or I wont live to see another day
I swear it’s true
Because a girl like you is impossible to find
Your impossible to find

This is not what I intended
I always swore to you i’d never fall apart
You always thought that I was stronger
I may of failed
But I have loved you from the start
Ohhhh

But hold your breathe
Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you
Over again
Don’t make me change my mind
Or I wont live to see another day
I swear it’s true
Because a girl like you is impossible to find
It’s impossible

So breathe in so deep
Breathe me in
I’m yours to keep
And hold onto your words
Cuz talk is cheap
And remember me tonight
When your asleep

Ayam

Today is boring day coz I dunno where to go. But that is good somehow as I begin to rearrange furniture in the room and tidy up the house a bit. So what’s next. I feel wanna go out, but since those two adiks has already moved from this town, the plan delays a bit.

And disclaimer: The title has nothing to do with this post. Haha. Later~

P/S: Filed under (no)things-to-do. =P

I like open house because…

Last Saturday I received so many open-house invitation and also wedding ceremony from colleague and friends. Let’s see:

1. Bandar Baru Bangi – Kak Ina

2. Sunway – Fazira

3. Rawang – Nurul Ain

4.Seremban – Anis

5. And a lot more!

Yeah, all in one day. Unfortunately I manage to fulfill 1 invitation only, and (1 uninvited open house – this is different story).

The fact that I do like to attend open house is because.. well,it’s free! Plus there are so many variety of foods, also lots of time to hangout with all the people that we know. And this is a gamble, although it is not compulsory, we as invitee must prepare Duit Raya for the kids that the owner has. =)

So the cost might be, your fuel and your angpau. Hehe. May God bless to those held open house and invited me this month, lolz, as I dun even have to organize one. =P

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri. Maaf Zahir dan Batin.

Apabila semua orang keluar negara…

… Aku pun nak merasa jugak.. Huhu..

Aritu Sal cakap nak bawak fridge magnet, tak lekat lagi kat peti aisku. Dah la pegi Myanmar x ajak. Hehe. Nama je housemate. Haha. Lepas ni bolehla nak lengkapkan peti ais dengan magnet fridge ‘I was there’ aku ni sebab ramai colleague2 yang nak terbang2 ni. Huhu.

Minggu lepas Wan g China. Cet. Penat daku mesej, tapi x reply, Kol pun x angkat. Hahaha. Mungkin beliau sudah menyedari niatku mahu menghabiskan kredit beliau. Wakaka. Habisla ko wan, China banjir skang. Wakaka. Tapi sep bek Beijing. Kalo Wuhan? Huhu.. Wuhan x tahulah. Dah la Wuhan yang sepatutnya aku g bulan lepas ditangguh. Hahaha. Sep baik la kot. Mana tau ada banjir2 disepanjang perjalanan. Dah la tengah2. Beijing xpe lagi. Yang penting Wan, kalo ko baca rungutan aku ni, ko tahu apa nak dilakukan. Haha. Bring home that magnet fridge for me ok!

Minggu ni Naim g Russia. Haha. Guudd luucckkk ah. Hehe. Semoga berjumpa ngan awek2 cun sana. Balik balik sorang k. Dah la pegi sorang. Haha. Dua minggu lak tu. Lengkapkan beg anda dengan megi. Muahaha. Yang penting, haha, seperti yang daku sudah pesan, bring that magnet fridge home! Huhu.. boleh la ngaku terang2 aku g Russia ke. Kekeke.

Minggu lepas tu plak, xpun minggu selepas2 itu yakni 2 minggu, aripsah plak nk g Denmark. Sudah la wei. Korang ni keje ke travel? Haish. Menjeleskan diriku ini. Pegi Haji xpe jugak Huhu. Xpe2. Yang penting aku x berapa tau sgt pasal gadis Denmark. Yang aku tahu pasal Denmark…pasal Secunia je la. Aritu nak cari Reverse Engineer kat Copenhagen.

Lepas ni sapa plak? Haha. Itu adalah rahsia. Nantikan kedatanganku Mr Abong. Miahaha. Bersama-sama gadis2 “nObody2 but you!‘ ok.

Eh, tetiba teringat lak peluangku selain yang ini. Aritu last day Dominic kat Malaysia die cakap suruh datang majlis kahwin dia. Dengan nada serius die cakap, “Here is the rule! During my wedding, you’ll come. And during your wedding, I will come. No matter what!, No Excuse!“

Tersirap jugak darahku dengar. Huhu. Ingat aku ade duit ke nak travel2. G haji pun belum lepas lagi ni. Cuak jugak aku dengar, tapi nak wat camner. Bos kan. Eh silap, ex boss. Aku pun menjawab la, “Orait.. But make sure you tell me five or six months in advanced.” Muahaha, Ye lah nak book tiket punya nak mahal nnt duit kawen aku plak tergadai. Hahaha.

Perasan dengan kecuakan aku, Dominic pun berkata, “Hey dude, no worries. During my wedding, I will sponsor your flight ticket plus return ticket. And during your wedding, you don’t need to fork out anything. I will come using my own expenses.” dengan senyuman. Giler la. Best giler. Dengan gurauan, daku menjawab, “If that so, make it for two.” And unexpectedly, “Oh. Of course!!” Hehehe.

Good. Oklah. Nak sambung keje. Sekian.